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OUR STORY, OUR NAME, OUR SYMBOL

Great Goddess, the Greatest among gods. Feminine Deity, whose main reincarnations were Aphrodite, Venus, Ishtar, Mokosh and Freya. Thousands of years ago the Great Goddess worshipers and priests in almost all cultures and civilizations discovered Her sacrament, Her divine part lying hidden in her Deities’ yoni. Priestess of the Goddess had found Deities amongst women, took with respect the Saint Yoni Lactobacillus, the Divine Sacrament, and combined it with water, malts and yeast, creating the first sour ale. This sour ale combined with the Deity’s Yoni Lactobacillus, served as a new secret sacrament provided by the Great Goddess, produced and drunk by Her followers, who set up a secret order, The Order of Yoni, which's destiny is to worship the Goddess by finding her Deities, and respectfully taking their Yoni Lactobacillus, making the sacramental brew and drinking it.

 

 

Now, thousands years after its establishment, The Order still finds Descendents of the Great Goddess, and using modern lab technology, it acquires, isolates, and multiplies their Yoni sacramental lactobacillus, enabling the usage of it in modern breweries, in a safe way. Thus, The Order offers Her divine sacrament, the Yoni brew, enabling people to have contact with the Great Goddess through Her deity’s Yoni sacrament

Ancient Babylon

One of the initial Sumerian branches of the Order worshipped the Great Deity’s Avatar, Ninhursag. Sumerian Kings drunk her “milk”, but only The Order knew that there was no “milk”, but it was the lactic acid bacteria of Her reincarnations, used by The Order’s Masters in the brewing process using Ninhursag sacrament. Her symbol, looking like the Omega letter, symbolizes vagina, the ark of lactobacillus.

ANCIENT SUMER

The Sumerian Branch of the Order has also worshipped Ninkasi, she is widely known as the Goddess of Beer. Only Brothers of the Highest Degrees of Initiation knew why Ninkasi was the Deity of all ales. Her Yoni lactobacillus was brewed for the first recorded beer in human history, the beer was presented to local hunter & gatherers, the rest is history. First sips of this sacred brew, was the real cornerstone of human civilization, blessed by Ninkasi, and motivated them to start a new life, based on a sedentary lifestyle. Thus, some of them were able to focus on brewing, and the most Initiated members of Proto-Yoni Society, started their mission – searching for the embodiments of Ninkasi and brewing the sacred Yoni beer.

Ancient Greece

The Ancient Greek branch of The Order of Yoni worshipped Aphrodite, Deity of love, passion, pleasure, beauty, and finally, Deity of the Yoni Beer. During festivals in Her honor, Aphrodisia, members of the Order drunk Ambrosia, fruit beer made with lactobacillus bacteria of Her reincarnations, also known as the Nectar. It is believed that Aphrodite was born in the sea foam. Again it is the influence of The Order, where as the foam symbolizes Yoni beer’s foam.

THE HEXAGRAM

One of the symbols of the Sumerian Branch, the same symbol used in the Israeli and Indian branches, was the Hexagram. Known as the Unity of both Female and Male powers, but also, for less the initiated Members of the Order, symbol of brewing the beer. The Hexagram consists of two triangles, each with three vertices. Vertices of the first triangle symbolize three Elements needed in Brewing process: Air, Fire and Water. The second trio of vertices of the second triangle symbolize the steps of brewing the beer: germination is needed to turn cereals into malts, with the presence of water, followed by  brewing the wort, with the presence of fire, and finally, the fermentation process with the presence of air. Thus, the Hexagram symbolizes both brewing the beer and the combination of sacred powers of femininity and masculinity.

ANCIENT EGYPT

The ancient Egyptian branch also existed. They drunk the Yoni beer made of the reincarnated Goddess Isis or Goddess Maat. The Ankh is a very well known symbol by common man, little did they know of it's origin. One of The Order's symbols was the Ankh, displayed in the form of an oval set a top a cross. Where the upper part symbolizes the vagina and the lower part symbolizes an ear of grain, together giving the Yoni Beer.

INDIA & ISRAEL

Other important symbols of the Order is a Hexagram. Known as Shatkona in the Indian branch of The Order, or Seal of Solomon in the ancient Israeli branch of the Order. The symbol consists two equilateral triangles, where one symbolizes femininity, the second one masculinity. It embraces the Yoni brew, where the sacramental lactobacillus represents the divine femininity, and the yeast (which are responsible for the alcohol production) symbolizes the male energy. Thus we can say that the triangles represent both divine feminine and the masculine energy, and the lactobacillus combined with yeast in the sacramental Yoni brew.

KING SOLOMON & QUEEN OF SHEBA

 

Mentioned King Solomon of Israel was also a Master of The Order. He discovered that the Queen of Sheba was a Deity herself, a reincarnation of the Great Goddess. To fulfill his Grand Master’s destiny, he traveled to Sheba with a simple mission, with utmost respect receiving the Queen’s saint lactobacillus. Back in Jerusalem, he brewed the sacrament, a Sour Ale with Queen’s sacred lactobacillus.

knights templar
& ark of covenant

Centuries later, the Knights Templar, which had several members of The Order, set up a base in the Temple of Solomon’s ruins. There, they discovered the last remaining bottles of the Queen of Sheba Beer inside the Ark of the Covenant along with ancient texts of Solomon’s Yoni brew recipes. The Ark of the Covenant depicts two angels, male & female, Yeast & Lactobacillus. This is one of the reasons why King Philip of France attacked the Templars. His wish was to drink the sacred Yoni beer, including ancient Sheba beers.

PROTO-MASONIC FRATERNITIES

Some of the members of both the Templar and Yoni orders established some proto-masonic fraternities, which later led to the Freemasons. Their symbol, Square and Compass, is based on the Hexagram, but also looks like two letters “V”, what represent the Vagina and Vulva. Thus, masonic symbol refers to the Yoni’s sacramental drink.

LEONARDO DA VINCI

Medieval and Renaissance Europe was full of Yoni’s lodges. One of The Order’s greatest Masters was Leonardo da Vinci. His main Goddess was Mona Lisa, also known as Giaconda. He painted her portrait just after taking her lactobacillus to brew the sacred Yoni beer.

DIVINE EARTH MOTHER

Now, incidentally, it is interesting as to why the ancients believed that God was a father, because in the most ancient world they associated the creation of the humans, the creation on the Earth, with the Mother. It was only until the coming of the early Roman Empire that the emphasis was put on the male. Contrasted by our African branch of The Order, which is solely based on the divine female principle.

 

The Greek branch shared many things with those from Africa, one example being the Feast of the Great Goddess, which was based on feminine wisdom. The sun represented the male figure, the male postulate, as some ancients believed if you have seen the Sun you have seen the Father. Rain is perceived to be the fluid from Father that brings life to Great Goddess Earth. So when Great Goddess is impregnated with the fluid, she gives birth to all life.

Earth & sun festival

The Israel Chapter of The Order, holds tales of an area in very ancient times called Cana. The people there called Canaanites, and they celebrated the great marriage fest, so to speak, between God, the Father, the Sun, and Great Goddess Earth, and all of the light that the two of them produced for us. This very ancient celebration was in the Spring, and was called The Marriage Beer Fest of Cana. This was where The Sun was symbolically asked by Great Goddess Earth to draw water to make it rain, so that the hops could grow and we could brew sacred Yoni and have a Fest.